*drops food on floor*
germs: go get it! quick!
king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule
I’ll be with him, like I should be. Me and Rory, together.
Imagine the strange love story between your OTP - person A is a ghost, person B is immortal. Person B will never die, person A will never be alive again, but person B can see and interact with person A and, well, they can have some sort of relationship. Bonus points if they knew and had feelings for each other before person A died, even if they weren’t actually in a relationship.
When you finish a book and want to start another but you think the one you just finished deserves a moment of silence
I googled ‘swimming pigeon’ once and I still haven’t recovered from this picture
"are we just going to ignore the fact that-"
yes we are shut the fuck up
Happy 90th Birthday, President Carter!
Jimmy Carter (James Earl Carter, Jr.), thirty-ninth president of the United States, was born October 1, 1924, in the small farming town of Plains, Georgia, and grew up in the nearby community of Archery. His father, James Earl Carter, Sr., was a farmer and businessman; his mother, Lillian Gordy, a registered nurse. He was elected President on November 2, 1976 and served from January 20, 1977 to January 20, 1981.
shoutout to everyone who puts up with my insanely varied interests (◡‿◡✿)
shoutout to the followers who have never spoken to me but stay (✿◠‿◠)
shoutout to the people I talk to every day and often rant to emotionally (◕‿◕✿)
shoutout to the people who I sometimes go weeks without talking to but then can message out of the blue and still adore just as much (✿☺‿☺)
shoutout to you (♥‿♥)
|—||P.G. Wodehouse (via observando)|
i don’t ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals.
anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)
Try the ages between 18 and 30
And 30 - 40
kinds of pairings i’m all about
- height differences
- high contrasting designs like light and dark colors
- happy one with the grumpy one
bonus points if
- the grumpy one gets embarrassed by kisses
- the short one is the grumpy one
- the happy one’s presence makes the grumpy one really shy